Posts tagged John Green Out of Context
Kelsey. 23. Kittens. Dance. Television. Iowa. Nerdfighter. <3
Lonely, vaguely pedophilic swingset seeks the butts of children.
I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. “Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.
What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?
It just seemed like the obvious place for a hot hot sex scene.
They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.
I could have married the Queen of England or survived months at sea.
So you spend your life with lucky charms. That’s awesome.
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone’s face is in close proximity to your penis… this was not one of those times.
Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes. Instant pudding, an hour.