Posts tagged John Green

Posts tagged John Green
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Lonely, vaguely pedophilic swingset seeks the butts of children.
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Four different people asked this.
Guys.
I HAVE A CHILD.
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I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. “Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.
What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?

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It’s funny ‘cause it’s true
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It just seemed like the obvious place for a hot hot sex scene.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world monocular.
John Green
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(via effyeahnerdfighters)They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.
Life is Weird. Also beautiful.
In which John Green describes his years-long relationship with Ransom Riggs, author of Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, which began with the James Joyce novel Ulysses and now includes the top two spots of the new York Times bestseller list.