
look at the buttons i bought
I DO DESIRE WE MAY BE STRANGERS
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nick miller + getting the rewards
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Jaden Smith is turning fifteen in July, and he may be getting the one present I’ve been lobbying for for years: legal emancipation.
“He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like ooh.”
Look, I’d want Jaden Smith out of my house, too, but let’s be honest. Samuel Affleck, age 1, would be a more responsible emancipated minor than Jaden Smith. The Smith kids loose in society is honestly my worst nightmare, and I thought I had three more years before that became a reality.
It’s pretty clear, though, that Will Smith operates outside of reality. In that same interview, he calls himself “the biggest movie star in the world.” Okay, then. If you say so.
ah, body swap episode
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Lunar Baboon [website | twitter]
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capnsmoshbuscusissonotonfirelike:
Favourite Community Episodes 2/7 - Epidimiology
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And they can’t even do that right.
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And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people
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I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT
THE MOOSE HUFFS AND PUFFS AND BLOWS THE DEMONS AWAY
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So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
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I’m in love with this song.
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would you like to buy some turnips
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